What's Wrong With This Picture?

At first glance, nothing. The husband's grilling. The trees are blooming. But, wait for it...wait for it...THIS is what's wrong with the picture!

This sucker was hanging just outside our kitchen. He went unnoticed for awhile. And then out of the blue there he was. I'm pretty sure I yelled 'Holy F!' before scuttling inside to arm myself for battle.
I took a few moments to marvel at his horrendousness. And snap some pictures to document. And then we sprayed the shit out of him.
Can you see him in the stream?
He was completely white by the time we were done. Then he crawled in his hole and died. So I might be able to get some sleep tonight.